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Day 128
Sunday 28 May 2017
“In the United States, the Trump Organization took Mr. Davies’s coat of arms for its own, making one small adjustment — replacing the word “Integritas,” Latin for integrity, with “Trump.””
Day 107
Sunday 7 May 2017
“Many thoughts probably cross your mind while looking at Donald Trump. But one thing you probably haven't thought about is just how much his chin resembles a frog.”
Day 104
Thursday 4 May 2017
““I shouldn't say this to our great gentleman and my friend from Australia, because you have better health care than we do,” Trump continued. “We're going to have great health care very soon.” Trump's high opinion of Australian health care is not shared by his Republican colleagues. Australia offers universal health care to its citizens, which is funded by taxes.”
Day 100
Sunday 30 April 2017
“President Trump did not attend the White House correspondents' dinner, but he was still the butt of host Hasan Minhaj's jokes.”
Day 97
Thursday 27 April 2017
“What's particularly interesting about the Trump administration supporting such an argument is that Melania Trump appears to have committed just such an ommission on her own naturalization paperwork. In 2016, a lawyer representing Melania—a native of Slovenia who was naturalized in 2006—attested that he had reviewed her immigration documents and found no evidence that she had ever violated U.S. law. Later that year, however, the Associated Press uncovered records showing that she had in fact done paid modeling work for several weeks while she was staying in the U.S. in 1996 on a visitor visa, which would have been a violation of that visa's terms. If, as her lawyer's statement would appear to imply, Melania did not subsequently disclose this violation on other immigration documents, the Trump administration's current position would thus suggest she—the First Lady of the United States—is subject to deportation.”
Day 76
Thursday 6 April 2017
“This is Jared. Jared’s never been to war before. But his father-in-law, a very busy man, sent Jared to the war to see how it’s going!”
Are we sure Kushner isn't actually a Bluth? He looks like GOB and I could imagine him saying “These are my awards, Father. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.”
Day 62
Thursday 23 March 2017
“On the other hand, kids who seek a more substantial expression through body art do tend to get involved in drugs. The most likely connection between body art and drug use involves rebellion, or the subculture within what we can generalize and call the counterculture. The “Goth” or “punk” movements are specific counterculture groups. In both groups, the kids often dress in black, wear heavy white makeup, paint their hair bright colors and use fairly intense body art and piercings. Goths usually smoke cigarettes and many practice an odd sort of devil worship, although kids in the “punk” culture may not have any interest in these non-mainstream beliefs. Not all Goths are drug addicts, but a high percentage experiment with all types of drugs, including hallucinogens.”
Day 11
Monday 30 January 2017
Day 10
Sunday 29 January 2017
“The Geneva refugee convention requires the international community to take in war refugees on humanitarian grounds. All signatory states are obligated to do.”
Day 8
Friday 27 January 2017
Day 7
Thursday 26 January 2017
“Don't blame Trump - He did everything he could to prove he was unfit to be President”
Day 6
Wednesday 25 January 2017
“It is not in itself illegal to be registered to vote in two states.”
Day 5
Tuesday 24 January 2017
“In the book Orwell writes that it “means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one’s mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them”.”
Day 4
Monday 23 January 2017
“I don't know any Donald Trump jokes. But you can ask me for a political joke instead.”
“Social media postings sometimes provide an important window into a person’s #mentalhealth. Know what to look for.”
Day 3
Sunday 22 January 2017
Day 2
Saturday 21 January 2017
“We already have an orange chicken we like”
“I know signs. I make the best signs. They’re great. Everyone agrees.”
Day 1
Friday 20 January 2017
“We take Gotham from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you... the people.”

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